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[bit_impossible]

[a frustrated sigh is the first thing to broadcast over the Sphere, followed by the appearance of a tall, skinny woman with long, dark hair who appears to be wearing a suit exactly like the Doctor's brown pinstripe suit. unfortunately, the Sphere's only showing her from behind and there really isn't much to see as she doesn't have much of a figure. she doesn't seem to notice that her trousers are a little tight around her hips--the only thing, really, that is snug--but otherwise, they're cut to length. the only things that are ill-fitting are the suit-coat, which is too baggy around her shoulders, and the button-up shirt and other ones layered underneath.]

[grumbling under her breath, she runs an impatient hand through her hair.] Damn glasses, they used to stay on my face...

[finally, the Sphere swings around to show her fast at work in the security station, her expression severe and focused completely on the task at hand. until she suddenly smacks a hand on the desk and slumps into a chair there. she tears the glasses from her face and tucks them away into an inside pocket of her suit.]

Blimey, what the hell did he do?! I've tried everything and I still can't figure it out. There has to be something I'm missing...

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[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

[Ammy is rather distracted at the moment. Computers are not her thing, but she is watching the Doctor rather intently.]

Doctor?

[bit_impossible]

[looks up] Yes? Ahhh, Amaterasu, you've changed, have you?

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

Mm, you have too. [Ammy is not sure what to think of this.]

[bit_impossible]

[lets out a very girlish sigh, running a hand through the long hair] Ah yes, I've noticed... Never been a woman before, I can say that much.

[oliverplus]

[can only stare for a moment. which is ironic, really, considering he once made the Doctor do the same thing. but Oliver is sitting in a field of red flowers that seem to have sprouted up in his room, and they make sure his silence doesn't last] Doctor!?

[bit_impossible]

[there just might be a field of those red flowers on the ground there too... she arches an eyebrow at him] Yes, it's me. What are you staring at?

[oliverplus]

[he'd probably just be gibbering if it weren't for the flowers] But you're a woman!

[bit_impossible]

[gives him a bit of a look, then sighs, slumping farther down in the seat, groaning.] Ohhh, and here I was hoping it was one of those illusions! [touches her breasts] But these are real, aren't they?! I mean, I, well, all the right bits and bobs aren't there...

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

Throwing a fit isn't going to solve your problem.

... [big smirk. such a big smirk.

he's trying not to laugh.

you know, to be nice]

[bit_impossible]

Yeah, well, it makes me feel pretty damn better!

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

Must be the PMS.

1/3

[dawnward.livejournal.com]

2/3

[dawnward.livejournal.com]

[be serious be serious be serious--]

3/3

[dawnward.livejournal.com]

[Riku is totally trying to pretend nothing is wrong] Perhaps it's that the console requires a DNA match? Orion always insisted that was the case.

[bit_impossible]

[sighs, not really looking up until she notices the voice doesn't sound quite right.] Yes, I know that.

[then she looks up and starts to laugh] Riku? Is that you?

[dawnward.livejournal.com]

The ship's security must be more thorough than we previously assumed.

...yes. I haven't forgotten anything, though, so I know what's going on. [gestures vaguely at the Doctor] Are you...alright?

[notwithoutasoul.livejournal.com]

[Weirded out Nataku is weirded out. He's thinking the Doctor is talking about the change in his body. ... or was it "her"?]

"Missing something"?

[ooc: wearing this (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/bagabondo/outfits/08.jpg), btw. It be unisex :|b]

[bit_impossible]

Well, I'm definitely missing a very vital part of my anatomy--gained something else in return, yes, but that's not what I was talking about, Nataku.

[sees that outfit and merely arches an eyebrow.] Interesting choice in clothing.

[notwithoutasoul.livejournal.com]

You're female. [Hello Captain Obvious.]

... [Looks down at his new duds. Stares at the almost-skirt.] I do not remember wearing these.

CANONLY A MAN

[savetheliving.livejournal.com]

[Ryuuko is looking less feminine than usual] Orion did say it was DNA and voice code locked.

[bit_impossible]

There's enough DNA here and I've got recordings of his voice. I was hoping to mimic them, but sadly, that's rather difficult to do with a feminine twinge to your voice. [looks up at the image; doesn't note that much of a difference.] Speaking of voices, got a frog in your throat?

[savetheliving.livejournal.com]

I was affected by the same anomaly you were, it seems.

[heresthebasics.livejournal.com]

Hey Doc....Woah. Wait a second, you ain't the Doctor.

[bit_impossible]

[sighs slightly] Yes Isshin, I am. You weren't around when this thing happened before.

[heresthebasics.livejournal.com]

Well there's some irony. hey, I think you really are busy this time around but, sny chance you know a good remedy for a headache?