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[bit_impossible]

[a frustrated sigh is the first thing to broadcast over the Sphere, followed by the appearance of a tall, skinny woman with long, dark hair who appears to be wearing a suit exactly like the Doctor's brown pinstripe suit. unfortunately, the Sphere's only showing her from behind and there really isn't much to see as she doesn't have much of a figure. she doesn't seem to notice that her trousers are a little tight around her hips--the only thing, really, that is snug--but otherwise, they're cut to length. the only things that are ill-fitting are the suit-coat, which is too baggy around her shoulders, and the button-up shirt and other ones layered underneath.]

[grumbling under her breath, she runs an impatient hand through her hair.] Damn glasses, they used to stay on my face...

[finally, the Sphere swings around to show her fast at work in the security station, her expression severe and focused completely on the task at hand. until she suddenly smacks a hand on the desk and slumps into a chair there. she tears the glasses from her face and tucks them away into an inside pocket of her suit.]

Blimey, what the hell did he do?! I've tried everything and I still can't figure it out. There has to be something I'm missing...

Comments

[bit_impossible]

Being a woman or changing gender like this? [sorry Ammy, the Doctor's would never come close to being called melons.]

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

Either. [S-sob, it's a huge tragedy. Her ears flick forward as she thinks on this. She really could never figure out why everyone hated the body swapping so much. Well, except when they got someone else's body, then it was weird.]

[bit_impossible]

It'll...take some getting used to. Thankfully, the anomalies aren't remaining as long as they were before. So, you do remember being in a female body originally this time around?

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

Mm! [She nods, thumping her chest with a fist.] I am not as addled as I was before, either! It is much nicer being in this form without being so distracted all the time.

[bit_impossible]

Ah. Yes. That was a momentary concern of mine as well... Thankfully! It hasn't happened.

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

Yet. [Ammy adds, with a helpful tailwag.]

[bit_impossible]

Oh? [curious arch of an eyebrow] You think things will change so we do forget? That the anomaly will intensify?

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

Mm. [Ammy shakes her head.] Don't know, but I can't be sure either way.

[bit_impossible]

Ah well, no sense in worrying about something that might not happen! [stretches]

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

Mm! [She nods, her tail wagging.] It is only a possibility.

[bit_impossible]

Until then, I should just make the best of it! What kind of things do women do? [one would think after how many centuries of travelling with different women that he'd notice by now] Well, besides shopping, I don't have a need to dress this body in some of those things I noticed Donna had...

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

Uh... [Ammy has to stop and scratch behind an ear as she thinks.]

I don't know?

[bit_impossible]

Oh come on, Amaterasu! You were a woman! Surely there has to be something!

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

I eat, I sleep, I battle demons. And eat cake with Abel or see if Granny Orange will give me cherry cakes. Or if Riku needs help cooking. [She is first and foremost a wolf, Doctor. Yes her life revolves around food don't judge her. :<]

[bit_impossible]

Hmm, well, I suppose if there were any demons around, I could battle those, but that's a lot of eating that I really don't need to do.

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

But eating is good. [You're not telling her she's fat, are you?]

[bit_impossible]

My body's different. I don't need to eat so much so often, not like humans do, and certainly not as much as I've seen you eat. Funny though, you can't really tell you do. [perish the thought!]

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

Issun always says I'll get fat. I am always hungry though because of how much energy I use. [Good, because she would sadface and eat more.]

[bit_impossible]

See, it all evens out! Issun's complaints are unfounded.

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

Issun complains about a lot of things.

[bit_impossible]

Quite the feat for a bloke his size.

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

His mouth gets us in a lot of trouble.

[bit_impossible]

Ohhhh? Like what? [sits forward eagerly]

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

Always starting fights, saying too much at the wrong time, talking too much about a woman's chest size in front of her... [She shrugs.] It can sometimes be problematic.

[bit_impossible]

And...you had no way of stopping him?