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[bit_impossible]

[a frustrated sigh is the first thing to broadcast over the Sphere, followed by the appearance of a tall, skinny woman with long, dark hair who appears to be wearing a suit exactly like the Doctor's brown pinstripe suit. unfortunately, the Sphere's only showing her from behind and there really isn't much to see as she doesn't have much of a figure. she doesn't seem to notice that her trousers are a little tight around her hips--the only thing, really, that is snug--but otherwise, they're cut to length. the only things that are ill-fitting are the suit-coat, which is too baggy around her shoulders, and the button-up shirt and other ones layered underneath.]

[grumbling under her breath, she runs an impatient hand through her hair.] Damn glasses, they used to stay on my face...

[finally, the Sphere swings around to show her fast at work in the security station, her expression severe and focused completely on the task at hand. until she suddenly smacks a hand on the desk and slumps into a chair there. she tears the glasses from her face and tucks them away into an inside pocket of her suit.]

Blimey, what the hell did he do?! I've tried everything and I still can't figure it out. There has to be something I'm missing...

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[bit_impossible]

Oh? [curious arch of an eyebrow] You think things will change so we do forget? That the anomaly will intensify?

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

Mm. [Ammy shakes her head.] Don't know, but I can't be sure either way.

[bit_impossible]

Ah well, no sense in worrying about something that might not happen! [stretches]

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

Mm! [She nods, her tail wagging.] It is only a possibility.

[bit_impossible]

Until then, I should just make the best of it! What kind of things do women do? [one would think after how many centuries of travelling with different women that he'd notice by now] Well, besides shopping, I don't have a need to dress this body in some of those things I noticed Donna had...

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

Uh... [Ammy has to stop and scratch behind an ear as she thinks.]

I don't know?

[bit_impossible]

Oh come on, Amaterasu! You were a woman! Surely there has to be something!

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

I eat, I sleep, I battle demons. And eat cake with Abel or see if Granny Orange will give me cherry cakes. Or if Riku needs help cooking. [She is first and foremost a wolf, Doctor. Yes her life revolves around food don't judge her. :<]

[bit_impossible]

Hmm, well, I suppose if there were any demons around, I could battle those, but that's a lot of eating that I really don't need to do.

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

But eating is good. [You're not telling her she's fat, are you?]

[bit_impossible]

My body's different. I don't need to eat so much so often, not like humans do, and certainly not as much as I've seen you eat. Funny though, you can't really tell you do. [perish the thought!]

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

Issun always says I'll get fat. I am always hungry though because of how much energy I use. [Good, because she would sadface and eat more.]

[bit_impossible]

See, it all evens out! Issun's complaints are unfounded.

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

Issun complains about a lot of things.

[bit_impossible]

Quite the feat for a bloke his size.

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

His mouth gets us in a lot of trouble.

[bit_impossible]

Ohhhh? Like what? [sits forward eagerly]

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

Always starting fights, saying too much at the wrong time, talking too much about a woman's chest size in front of her... [She shrugs.] It can sometimes be problematic.

[bit_impossible]

And...you had no way of stopping him?

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

I do. [She smiles smugly, her tail wagging.] I chew on him.

[bit_impossible]

Funny, you think he'd show a little more wear and tear...

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

Eh, not so much. I usually just toss him in my mouth and then spit him out. Otherwise he uses his sword and that hurts.

[bit_impossible]

[leans in close to the Sphere] ...He has a sword? It wouldn't happen to be one of those plastic ones you stick a cherry and orange slice on for cocktail drinks, would it?

[celestial-okami.livejournal.com]

Plastic? [Her nose wrinkles a little in confusion. Feudal Japan has no such flimsy substances.] No, it is a real sword.

[bit_impossible]

I'll have to break out my magnifying glass the next time I see him. [mutters to self] Or did Donna ever give that back...? No matter.

So! You've never seen the little plastic sword things they use for drinks, have you? Would you like to?