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[bit_impossible]

[a frustrated sigh is the first thing to broadcast over the Sphere, followed by the appearance of a tall, skinny woman with long, dark hair who appears to be wearing a suit exactly like the Doctor's brown pinstripe suit. unfortunately, the Sphere's only showing her from behind and there really isn't much to see as she doesn't have much of a figure. she doesn't seem to notice that her trousers are a little tight around her hips--the only thing, really, that is snug--but otherwise, they're cut to length. the only things that are ill-fitting are the suit-coat, which is too baggy around her shoulders, and the button-up shirt and other ones layered underneath.]

[grumbling under her breath, she runs an impatient hand through her hair.] Damn glasses, they used to stay on my face...

[finally, the Sphere swings around to show her fast at work in the security station, her expression severe and focused completely on the task at hand. until she suddenly smacks a hand on the desk and slumps into a chair there. she tears the glasses from her face and tucks them away into an inside pocket of her suit.]

Blimey, what the hell did he do?! I've tried everything and I still can't figure it out. There has to be something I'm missing...

Comments

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

Horrible sideburns, cockroach antennae, a pink haystack, and a curtain of blue terror, just to name a few.

[bit_impossible]

Sounds like quite the motley crew, though I have to admit that "curtain of blue terror" is a new one.

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

I can think of only one guy who looked normal, if you didn't count all the piercings.

And count yourself lucky you never met Mr. Blue.

[bit_impossible]

Would Mr. Blue happen to have a name? I think I saw the one you described as having cockroach antennae for hair several months ago. Stayed away from her...

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

Saix. Not the most pleasant of guys, if you get my drift.

She was? Heh. Guess I dodged the bullet on that one.

[bit_impossible]

Well no wonder; he must be miserable because of his hair. You had me thinking it was another one of your ilk that I've met here in the past. Name was...Zexion if I remember correctly.

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

Oh, him? I always thought his was more purple.

[bit_impossible]

[rubs chin] Well, I always thought it was a grey, but then again, I didn't see him around much.

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

Might depend on the light--[it's about that time he realizes that they're standing around discussing hair color and makes a face] Your estrogen is catching.

[bit_impossible]

[blinks] Catching what?

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

Saying something is catching is just a way of saying...wait.

You really don't know what that means?

[bit_impossible]

[slowly starts to grin] Oh, I do. I was just wondering how far you would go in your explanation, oh Great Teacher Axel.

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

[bit_impossible]

Oh, are you pouting? [giggles]

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

No, I'm leaving.

[bit_impossible]

[waves at him] So long then. Come back if you'd like a flirt later.

[firebranded.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, you bet. We'll make it a date.

[bit_impossible]

I'm only a Sphere call away. [winks]