bit_impossible: (Doctor-Cold Stare)
The Doctor ([personal profile] bit_impossible) wrote2009-07-07 11:47 am

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[when the Sphere turns on, it appears as though it's caught him in the middle of a bath, water dripping off his wet hair onto naked shoulders. only, a moment later, the Sphere pulls back a little to reveal a large length of silken brown, blue, and white striped fabric that once was his tie set around something that looks suspiciously like a blue tea cup. in fact, it is, especially if the giant tea spoon peeking out from underneath the tie and the giant tin filled with English Breakfast tea is any indication.

in truth, he's not exactly sure what he thinks about being able to take a bath in his tea cup. he'd rather be drinking his tea, not sitting in the water he intended to use for it. from the displeased expression on his face, he's rather annoyed at the Sphere for catching him in his current predicament. he doesn't bother to mention Ganymede; he's already made his complaints to the Captain.]


Well, I can definitely say I've never done this before. Can check it off my list--though, I'll have to add it to the list then check it off. [mutters] And I've never worn my tie like that before...

[he sighs, slinging his wet arms over the edge of the tea cup, his feet poking up out of the water on the other side.] This new height is very inconvenient. I wanted to modify my Sphere today, but I can't even carry my sonic screwdriver without help. [from off-screen, there's a little squeak, the tone robotic and tinny, followed by a couple others.] Yes, yes, I know you have a job to do, but you're helping me out! That's your job for right now.

Anyway, where was I? [pauses for a moment, running a hand through his hair and ignoring the continued squeaks of protest from off-screen.] Oh yes, being inconvenienced. I rather think that's a theme Ganymede likes to use in these games of his. Orion does a good enough job dabbling in them himself, though he plays those off as us doing him a favour, or us needing to do something so he can help us. Fat lot of good he's been so far. Let him on-board and his father'll turn up dead again--and where will our answers be then? At the end of another black hole?
oliverplus: (Laughing Grin)

[personal profile] oliverplus 2009-07-07 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[stares for a moment--then gives up and bursts out laughing]
oliverplus: (Laughing)

[personal profile] oliverplus 2009-07-07 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
And I thought I was smaller than most of us! Just how small are you!?
oliverplus: (Huh?)

[personal profile] oliverplus 2009-07-07 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[stare, jaw dropping slightly] I'm like twice as big as you!
hisoldgirl: (curious)

[personal profile] hisoldgirl 2009-07-07 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ah hah! there you are, Doctor. the TARDIS has been looking for you everywhere. her head peeks into the kitchen -- from a decidedly lower angle than it probably should be -- before she disappears. when she comes back, her appearance is accompanied by scaping and quiet grunts, until she's able to move the stool into a position that lets her look over the countertop.

unlike you, Doctor, she could give a whit her clothes no longer fit]


Doctor. I have been searching for you.
oliverplus: (Small Laugh)

[personal profile] oliverplus 2009-07-07 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[sorry, he can't help but laugh] You've sure got the captain picking on you, Doctor!
hisoldgirl: (confused)

[personal profile] hisoldgirl 2009-07-07 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[completely ignores that second part, opting instead to grab the teacup and draw it closer. she does lower her voice, however]

Why are you in a teacup?
oliverplus: (Skeptical)

[personal profile] oliverplus 2009-07-07 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
About what? Letting us see him? Yeah right. He'd rather... [he's trying not to laugh anymore, really, but some snickering might be getting through] ...sell us short. Or you at least!

[identity profile] hellcommander.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you one of the ones who fucking bitched?
oliverplus: (What?)

[personal profile] oliverplus 2009-07-07 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, no need to be that sour about it! I'm not exactly towering myself. And at least half the people I've talked to are twice my size!

[identity profile] hellcommander.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I should come step on you! This is your fuckin' fault, jerk!
oliverplus: (Considering)

[personal profile] oliverplus 2009-07-07 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[blinks, then raises an eyebrow] Yeah, that could've done it. But that still doesn't explain why you're so small! We both tried to talk to him.

[identity profile] hellcommander.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
So more than one person bitched! Che, fucking stupid to piss off the guy with our lives in his crazy fucking hands.

[identity profile] hellcommander.livejournal.com 2009-07-07 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd RATHER him ignore us! Use your damn brain. He can do all of this shit to us without so much as lifting a damn finger. It's like poking a fucking snake, is what it is.

Except when STUPID PEOPLE poke the snake, the snake goes and bites EVERYONE, including the people who were smart enough to stay away from it in the first place! Fuck this fake justice!

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